I give vibrators as gifts (to my friends). Merry Christmas to your g-spot, Happy Birthday to your clit! Lol also is it normal to have such a large sex toy collection? Bellesa keeps dropping new designs and I like having options/variety!

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To love your husband 100% and still have sexual desire for others

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Is it normal to leave a restaurant that I was planning to go to if I walk up and see the little health/safety rating sign that says OK or needs to improve, or are y’all just risking it?

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Is is normal to think it’s weird to name a business after your kid? For example “Amy’s skincare spa” or “Jacob’s hideaway BnB” (I have changed the names here). I’ve gone to both of these businesses and upon realizing they are run by one person whose name is not Amy/Jacob, I’ve asked who is Amy/Jacob? And then my internal reaction is it’s weird to name a spa or BnB after a child.

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Is it normal to feel like you need to get dressed to be productive?

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I order at McDonald’s based on what rewards/offers are in the app-sidenote may also place an order and wait the extra 15 minutes to get an extra deal locked in. This deal obsessed habit extends to most fast food actually.

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Is it normal to lie that it’s your bday or other special occasion to get a free dessert (chain restaurants only, not small biz)

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Is it normal to hold the whole bowl of popcorn right up to your face while eating it on the couch?

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Is it normal to eat a fortune cookie without bothering to read the fortune? I couldn’t care less about the fortune but I think they’re pretty tasty.

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Moderately quick double rebuttal, the middle bite of a burger surely couldn’t be the best bite. Weakest sear on the patty, by the time you get to the middle what are the chances all your topping are still around, unless the bread is real hearty if we are honest with ourselves that bread is half disintegrated. Another supporting example, sliders. Embrace your special but you are not going to convince me that behavior is normal outside of elementary school lunchrooms. On the topic of chips, the west coast is sorely missing Heluva Good onion dip. Top tier chip pairing, queso fundido level. Game recognize game 🤙. Y’all the best.

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Burger rebuttal…what if it was a cookie? (I eat around the edges first and then have the middle part as the last bite)

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Is it normal to always be down for airport rides/pickups?

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